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GIVEAWAY
Giveaway FAQ – Now with Extra Sass
Q: How do I enter this legendary giveaway?
A: Easy as pie—and tastier too. Just use the entry form above and follow the prompts like a majestic giveaway wizard. No need to sell your soul or sign in blood.
Q: Why can’t I log in?
A: Take a deep breath, friend. Check for typos, and make sure you’re using the email tied to your social accounts. If you’ve rage-deleted a social profile or switched emails mid-life crisis, you’ll need to update it in Gleam.
Q: It’s asking for verification. Am I… a robot?!
A: Unless you’re a super-advanced AI trying to win a suppressor (we respect the hustle), this usually pops up because your IP looks suspicious—often thanks to VPNs or shared networks. The robots are watching the robots.
Q: Can I still win if I live in a state that bans suppressors?
A: Sadly, if your state thinks suppressors are the devil, we can’t send you those. But you’ll still get the goodies that are legal in your area. Want the rest? Call your state rep and let them know silencers aren’t scary—they’re just polite.
Q: Why does it say my email is already in use?
A: Because you’ve likely entered one of our giveaways before (welcome back, champ!). Log in with that same email, update it in Gleam, and you’re good to go.
Q: Why do you need my birth date?
A: Because toddlers and tactical gear don’t mix. You must be 21+ to enter—we’re cool, but not that cool.
Q: How is the winner picked?
A: We channel the powers of random selection within 3 days after the giveaway ends. Could be you with one entry, but stacking entries is like buying more raffle tickets—math says it helps.
Q: Why do I want to enter this giveaway?
A: Because winning this gets you an AR-15 that’ll make your friends cry tears of tactical jealousy. Need we say more?